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Add Jargon Jokes to your favorites! (or Press Ctrl and D) - You'll be glad you did! Company Jokes | Computer Jokes | Engineer Jokes | Geek Jokes | Hacker Jokes | Internet Jokes | Jargon Jokes | Microsoft Jokes | Nerd Jokes | OS Jokes | Programming Jokes | Software Jokes | Unix Jokes | Usenet Jokes | User Jokes | Work and Workplace Jokes | WWW Jokes | All the Jokes.... Bookmark JargonJokes? (Ctrl D) It's not funny if you can't find it again. Jargon Jokes Engineer JokesEngineer Jokes.How to spot a computer engineer - Yes, it is me! Engineer Meets Management in a Field - Whilst not strictly a workplace jargon joke, this one gets in because it is SO funny and SO true! (You can tell I've never been in management myself....:-).......) Top Engineering Terms and Expressions - Part I - Top Engineering Terms and Expressions - Part I - (What engineers say versus what they mean). Ha! This is not just engineers.... could be software developers, technicians, call centre support staff....... you know what I mean! Top Engineering Terms and Expressions - Part II - Top Engineering Terms and Expressions - Part II - (What engineers say versus what they mean). The second part of this work joke - going to have to start an Engineers Jokes page soon. Hewlett Packard Lockheed Martin and Apple go for a Pee - Three Company Engineers are in the mens room having a pee - the result is a classic! An engineer and a lawyer were recently fishing in the Caribbean - An engineer and a lawyer on a social trip together - now that IS funny. Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference - And they are too mean to buy tickets - what is the world coming to? Three engineers got on a crowded lunchtime bus - Three engineers got on a crowded lunchtime bus and manage to persuade three girls to sit on their laps - yeah, yeah......... Real Engineers - The ultimate definition file for REAL ENGINEERS...... "Real Engineers say "It's 77 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and 298 Kelvin," and all you say is "Isn't it a nice day." ....... Love it. An architect, an artist, and an engineer - An architect, an artist, and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.............. Five surgeons were taking a coffee break - Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing who (which professions) makes the best patients. Personally I would have said super-models but they don't even get a look in. Top Ten Reasons to Date an Engineer - Top Ten Reasons to Date an Engineer. Well, I wouldn't go out with him. Four engineers discussing who designed the human body - Four engineers discussing who designed the human body and they never even mention God. One day, an engineer died - One day, an engineer died and went to heaven...... it's OK, they wouldn't let him in. There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift - There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical........ I love this one, I wish I was that good. Jargon Jokes
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